Strax Reviews: The Voice, on BBC 1

The Blog owner would like to point out that Strax isn't mine, he belongs to the BBC.  Likewise, his views are his own and do not reflect the views or opinions that I hold, the BBC holds or, in fact, anyone but Strax holds.

I had hoped that I would be able to do this on video, much as I have my field reports to Sontar but this pathetic human lacks the technology!  So I am reduced to blogging.  At first I was quite hopeful because blogging does at least sound like a small unit maneuver designed to maximise firepower and agility but it turns out this is actually about recording one's opinions of inconsequential matters in text.

I have been convinced to view something called "The Voice", on the basis that the opinions of a Sontaran warrior are much more interesting and relevant than those of a human.  I concur, so I shall watch this "Voice".  I am informed that the "Voice" has progressed to something called the "Battle Rounds", and already I find myself anticipating what might come.  

I have examined several reference works for the 21st century and can find no indication that humans have decided to use sonic weaponry for anything other than non-lethal uses, so one wonders what sort of battle we will see.  However, I am reassured that the 21st century is moderately inventive when it comes to weapons technology and one of the previews shows a skinny human making his fists explode, evidently with great satisfaction, so there may be hope for human civilisation yet.

Within moments of this entertainment starting, I have to note that this is some form of gladiatorial combat.  Four judges, none of them wearing a sensible amount of armour, sit between the combat space and the audience.  It seems a rather small battlefield.  Perhaps they will focus on hand to hand combat - something at which we Sontarans excel - at the expense of the often more creative medium to long range fighting.

Ricardo vs Mitchell

I see, we are introduced to the combatants as a way of building our understanding of their prowess.  Yes.  This makes sense.  How else would the audience know what is at stake?  And here we see a seasoned veteran against a young warrior; this is a classic test of skill against untutored talent.  The veteran has years of experience to draw upon for stratagems and tactics, whereas the new warrior can only hope to do something unorthodox.  Clearly they have chosen to open the bloodshed with a senseless death in order to demonstrate the value of training.  I approve.

Why are they singing?

Clearly this is a pre-battle ritual, designed to heighten the martial spirit and whet the bloodlust as one might sharpen a blade.  So; they sing, they posture and then they fight.

No.  No, it seems they simply sing.  I was patient through the singing because I expected at least a mild lasering, but they have declared a winner without there being even a scrap of glory!

At least I now understand the role of the four humans in the big chairs.  These are clearly Commanders.  And there, Commander Will has indicated that he too favours the advantages of a seasoned warrior over one who is newly cloned.  I sense some shreds of tactical sense in Commander Will, thus far the only human worth paying attention to.

Apparently this is the first battle of the evening.  There are to be several more.  There had better be some actual battle or I shall hunt this competition down.

Emma vs Mike

I am informed that this preliminary footage is called a "training montage".  It is obligatory. Aha!  Now the commentator says that this will be a "shoot-out", although the battle arena is very small.  One might sustain a firefight for only a few moments if the weapons are reasonably accurate and the participants properly trained.  No one seems to be wearing battle armour, a decision I believe they will soon come to regret.

No.  It is more singing.

I am heartened that at least this time it sounds like the participants are in some form of pain.  

I have heard the sound the boy Emma is making before.  I believe I was on Dedlocere, when the 5th pushed an entire Rutan legion into retreat.  My platoon commander's drop pod landed on an example of the local wildlife - it was long, thin and had many dorsal spines.  It made a very similar noise before it expired.  We did not regret its passing.  It was an otherwise excellent day.  There were many deaths.

I am informed that this style of singing is called "Country".  Indeed.  If this is what happens in the county I am not surprised that so many humans live in cities.

Letitia vs Alex

According to the training montage, these two have displeased their Commander.  And one of them plans to ignore her commands.  Why, then, are they unpunished?  Humans do not believe in proper discipline.  If not for the continued presence of The Doctor, you would have been crushed a very long time ago.  And may still be!

As expected, this is more noise.  I am given to understand that this is singing.  Humans should learn that the proper prelude to actual action is a good, well voiced "Sontar-HA!" and then you attempt to empty the ammunition clip of your weapon into the enemy as quickly and accurately as possible.  What I am hearing now resembles that in no way at all.  Letitia has promise.  He seems much more of a warrior than this Alex.  I would equip him with a squad support weapon and allow him to be the anchor point for a fighting formation.  He could certainly make himself heard over the roar of battle.  Yes, I believe I am right.  Letitia should win, and wield a fusion lance while his voice is employed to chant a calming litany of fire and maneuver orders.

Commander Will seems to agree with me, and indeed Letitia is the victor but not for any sensible military reason.  And now the Commanders are fighting over Alex.  Why?

Diva vs Joseph

Commander Tom is correct; in a battle against a numerically superior force, the numerically inferior are much more likely to experience a glorious death.  In terms of morale, the two humans working as a team seem to have the better fighting spirit while this Joseph seems quite intimidated.  This is valuable.  Have I stumbled upon the reason that Humans are not as easy to conquer as is often expected?  Are you using popular entertainment to secretly instill martial wisdom into your population?

No.  This is more singing.  I feel the nature of this contest has been badly misrepresented.

Interestingly, Joseph's voice is so powerful that it has forced water from his Commander's eyes.  If humans have been secretly engineering themselves to become natural sonic weapons, that might go some way to explaining this..this...this.

Commander Tom will now make the tactically correct choice and select the numerically superior force, since they were unaffected by Joseph's sonic assault (indicating perhaps a natural resistance  and presented the proper martial attitude and desire for combat.  The advantage of a ranged weapon can be overcome with numbers, as so many Sontaran dead have repeatedly taught the Rutan horde! 

No, he has selected Joseph because of his range.  I do not understand.  I am heartened, however, because at last the human race has produced three individuals who approach Sontaran levels of handsomeness.  Although not the handsomeness of my own Clone Batch, as I am sure you will agree, they are definitely the most attractive combatants so far.

Abi vs Laura

This will be more singing and the Commander will choose the incorrect human for their team.  
Commander Jessie seems to be irritated, as am I, but this looked for a few moments at least like it might break out into an actual fight.  I became quite disinterested and accidentally set off a temporal displacement grenade.  Technically, my right leg is now twelve seconds older than the rest of me.  

Or will be, when I catch up with it.

Liam vs Jon

I have noticed that Commander Will seems to take very little active part in his training montages.  I find this curious.  Certainly a good Commander takes personal responsibility for the training of his troops, and training is something a soldier undertakes in order to be more effective in the field.  As much fun as it certainly is to throw yourself into combat heedless of personal risk and firing a random selection of grenades into the local geography, knowing how to do it without those grenades delivering a prematurely glorious death to your own squad mates is very important.  

But now Commander Will's plan becomes evident.  He has clearly been hard at work building these two into a fearsome pair of assassins.  Certainly this song has not survived encountering them.  Perhaps they are some form of terror weapon?  They have forced Commander Jessie into retreat.  Intriguing.

While I was waiting for my leg, I did some research using something called "eye-tunes".  The name makes no sense.  No one hears with their eyes.  Well, the Conviviality of the Lighter Ee do.  But they are not you, humans!  The "eye-tunes" delivered the original version of this song.  While of no significant military value, and (if I understand the term correctly) not much artistic merit, it certainly did not deserve what Liam and Jon did to it.  

The Half Way Point

I have been informed that normally these things only last an hour.  If I put aside the obvious value of this "Voice" as a tool for enhanced interrogations, I believe this is the ideal amount of time for it to last.  This one will last twice as long because of something called "Eurovision", which happened last week.  Apparently, "Eurovision" is in part a celebration of peace across a specific continental land mass which has so far lasted 50 years.  I was appalled until I discovered that it is another singing contest which you humans use to delineate regional, political and cultural alliances, relive old rivalries and mock one another.  

Excellent. 

 I shall start the second part now.  I am a warrior of Sontar.  If pitiful humans can watch all of this, I certainly can.

Lem vs Trevor

Commander Jessie is wearing a tactically inadvisable chestplate.  His choices in uniform are a little...eccentric.

I am concerned.  During this performance, my right leg developed what I must assume is further temporal instability and began to move rhythmically.  This distressing condition quickly transmitted itself to the rest of my body and, quite involuntarily I assure you, I found myself travelling some way across the room.  While the sensation was not unpleasant, and ended when the performance ceased, it is disturbing.  I shall monitor myself for further symptoms.

I believe Commander Danny may have secured himself a tactical advantage by consulting with The Doctor about future events.  I clearly heard him declare that Commander Will is unaware of what is to happen and has acted unwisely.  Evidence suggests that it is unlikely one of the other Commanders has planned an ambush and I am almost certain that none of the participants in this "Voice" are trained warriors.

Alys vs Lareena

I have discovered the "fast forward" button.

Paul vs Sean

Paul seems very aggressive.  Dare I hope?
Interestingly, this song seems to be about humans having feelings for other humans.  Given the inefficient way you have chosen to reproduce, and given the often bizarre reasons you have for selecting breeding partners, it seems strange that the idea of one human having feelings for another human would be troubling to you.  Here, we have two humans apparently declaring feelings for one another in a quite aggressive fashion.  I think that if you're going to have genders you should be much more pragmatic about how you allow other humans to conduct themselves in their partnership choices.  It really is trivial when you compare it to organising the equipping and logistics of a thousand warriors in preparation for planetfall with the express intention of forcing the Rutan Horde to briefly adopt some form of face so you can wipe the smile off it.

Paul has equipped himself with some form of staff weapon and seems quite prepared to wield it.  Excellent.  He shows promise.

The onlookers too show some signs of proper values.  They applaud Commander Tom for his age and experience, quite correctly.  They recognise that he has survived a great many battles and has a wealth of guile and cunning to call on at will.  It also means he is exceptionally hard to kill.  

Sean is apparently distraught.  Commander Danny, intervene and separate these two!

Emily vs Moni

I have a serious question about Commander Will.  Since these are apparently both capable of singing, and since this is apparently a skill humans value, why does he waste talent on what is almost certainly a horrible song?  Humans reading this are encouraged to question Commander Will's motives.  I believe he may be hunting down and killing songs he does not like by making other humans sing them so badly no one will ever want to hear them again.

Commander Jessie is displeased with the rhythmic contribution of the onlookers and engages in an impromptu training session.  She is far too lenient.  A Force Cordon and a handful of cerebrotropic grenades and not one would escape punishment.  Watch how the rest clap in formation after that!

I admit that my skill with this language is limited, but how is a nationally broadcast "entertainment" any form of "obscure situation", Commander Will?

Ragsy vs Colin

Clearly both of these humans should crush all opposition.  So many weak opponents have paraded themselves before my eyes over the course of this "Voice" and these two are the only ones worthy of any form of praise.  Why are the others allowed to continue?  Can we not force Moni to cede his place to Colin?  And if not that, can he at least be forced to wrestle a Drashig?

See?  Even the onlookers agree!  Commander Tom, the only course of action that makes sense is that you immediately recall all your previous choices and execute the weakest of them so that Colin can continue!

I am appalled.  I am shocked.  Commander Tom chose what I consider to be a seminal, if not defining album by Muse, selected perhaps the best song on that album and then watched as two talented humans gave their very best, their all, to a performance that put the entire building on it's feet and one of them must be punished for this greatness?  Absurd.  Commander Tom, I shall lend you my prized Oblivioject 5000 pistol.  It has barely any recoil, is practically soundless and you could dispatch Mike before he or anyone else knew anything was happening.

I apologise for this outburst.  I have spent entirely too much money on "eye-tunes" and entirely too much time watching this "Voice".  And possibly too much time on Earth.

But Colin should still have gone through.

Karl vs Nadeem

These two have apparently "been through the Wars", so we shall finally hear what a Human combat veteran sounds like.  As I have indicated, singing has little military value (although I am prepared to believe that Colin and Ragsy in duet might have strategic value), but these two opponents have at least recognised that this "Voice" is a competition and that losses must be suffered.  

While they sing - I have little interest in how they do this  - I wish to note something.  Obviously, Humans have a pathetic short term memory.  The shapeshifter you have employed to herd the contestants - why does it swap between the two forms? - has repeatedly informed me that none of the Commanders have any "steals" left.  I am quite capable of understanding this information after only one briefing.  

Also, I think I have divined Commander Will's strategy.  Commander Will has repeatedly forced the other Commanders to sacrifice combatants they consider valuable while he himself has managed to offload several lesser talents.  He is engaged in making the other Commanders suffer a death of a thousand cuts, while his own force loses nothing of value.

Commander Danny has not grasped this, nor has he grasped the nature of battle.  He is repeating the phrase "No losers", but in this he is wrong.  It is the nature of warfare to divide the battlefield into those who have won and those who have lost.  Failure to grasp this important fact, and to understand the nature of sacrifice, will cost Commander Danny dearly in the long term.

And that is all I am prepared to watch.  No more of this.

Strax out.

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Book! Feed, by Mira Grant

I love books.

This is a mild understatement.  I adore books.  I am addicted to books.  

The good things about books are that, unlike heroin or LSD, you can carry as many books as you feel like without being arrested.  You can indulge in them in public and no one minds too much if you've read too many.  Also, on their own books won't make you fat.

Recently, I had some spare change and decided I'd buy a new book - Feed by Mira Grant, which promised to be a new sort of Zombie book.  It caught my attention because it had a clever title, didn't appear to be another exploration of the world ending and had zombies in it.  I'm not a massive fan of zombies, although I do like most of the Romero films and Shaun of the Dead.  I'm generally quite happy to watch zombie flicks because they tend to be pretty predictable.  Zombie fiction, on the other hand, has to be pretty interesting before it will really hold my attention.

Feed grabbed me by the lapels and wouldn't let me go.  Eventually I had to slip out of my jacket and sneak away while it was gnawing on the collar.  

It's about a trio of intrepid bloggers.  Yes, bloggers.  And it's set after the zombies have risen.  Quite a long time after.  It's a cunning book.  On the one hand, Mira Grant gives me something like Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail and at the plants the whole thing in a zombie infested future.  On the other hand, she's writing something about the power of the "new" media and about the value of blogging, social media and citizen journalism.  For those reasons alone this book is worth a read, but, you know, zombies.  As a bonus.

I don't want to spoil the plot, because I want you to buy the book and read it so you'll tell all your friends about it.  Instead of a breakdown, here's what worked and didn't work for me.

What Worked

The Characters.  
At first, I thought the characters were not much more than pencil sketches. By half way through the story that opinion changed and I began to anticipate what they'd do.  At one point, I can remember thinking "Ohhh, that's only going to make her mad", and I was right.  Bloggers Georgia Mason and her brother Shaun are well realised and you will come to know them well even if you don't like them much.  Georgia in particular is hard to like but easy to understand and sympathise with.  This makes her a very successful character in my eyes because getting to know her is like getting to know a real person.  Who says protagonists have to be nice?

She is also not feisty, sassy or spunky.  She is committed, professional, honest, sarcastic and intelligent.  She has integrity.  She earns my respect.  Not many protagonists have done that.

Here's a lesson for many other writers.  Georgia is a strong female character without ever being a cliche.  Probably because she's written by a woman, who writes male characters with equal facility and skill.  It's so good to spend some time with a character who I'd actually enjoy the chance to meet in real life.  Georgia has flaws and frailties, unlike a lot of other protagonists I've read recently, and it makes her more admirable and more interesting.

The Plot.
This is a book on the edge of several ideas and it juggles them all beautifully.  I wanted to see more of the world, so I'm delighted that there are sequels, and I wanted to spend more time in the company of Georgia and Shaun.  But, as the Rolling Stones say, you can't always get what you want and this is a book with Zombies in it.  So, you know, it won't necessarily end well for everyone.

The Style.
This is not a book packed with purple prose of florid description, thankfully.  I was left with the impression that the world might be quite a hard place to look at and, consequently, people might not pay much attention to static details because they'd be much more interested in the sort of detail that shambles, moans and eats people.

What Didn't Work

Almost nothing.

I was disappointed when the book ended.  Luckily, Blackout and Deadline carry on the story and I'm looking forward at throwing money at them.

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The Name of The Doctor

If I say I'm underwhelmed by the season finale, it's because I regard it as a work in progress and a missed opportunity rather than as a fitting end to a season.  I'm also annoyed at the writing.

Let's talk about Clara.

I know The Doctor likes Clara, possibly because he's had more time to get to know her than I have.  The little I've seen of Clara hasn't been enough for me to work out whether I like her or not.  She started well, and she showed some promise early on because it looked like instead of being a feisty, independent girl or a soft-eyed manic pixie troublemagnet, she might be a person.  Sadly, she turned out to be feisty.  Feisty is a word writers use when they don't have time to install a real character.  Turning Clara into a feisty pixie girl has destroyed any chance I might have had to get to know her as a person and therefore feel any sympathy or worry for her.  When she stepped into the Doctor's timestream and disappeared, I already knew she'd be rescued because she isn't a person.  She's a plot device.  She always has been.  

And it's fucking tiresome.

The Doctor chases after her because he's got unresolved guilt issues based around apparently letting her die twice.  He couldn't work her out, so he set out to solve her.  Except you don't solve people and you don't treat them as riddles - well...you might if you're a thousand year old alien, but no matter how much we might want to pretend, the audience isn't The Doctor.  

The problem we've got with Clara is that The Doctor is the audience identification figure.  Because he's interested in Clara, we're supposed to be interested in her too.  Pretty much whether we want to be or not.  But making The Doctor our viewpoint character means we strip away a bit of the enigma from him.  We get to know more about what he's thinking than perhaps we ought to.  The production team are using the fact that the Doctor has been around for 50 years as an excuse not to write character - allowing for more Movie Idea stories in half the time they need to develop properly, I suppose - because the audience already knows him.

The end result is that I've just watched a character I don't particularly care about be promoted to glory.  Now, the Doctor owes everything - even his selection of TARDIS - to Clara bloody Oswald.  Whatever happened to the TARDIS picking The Doctor?  Seriously, that was the best revelation about The Doctor ever, and the presence of a future companion has just kicked it into touch.  

I wouldn't accuse the show of Lazy Writing, because it's clearly anything but.  There were enough ideas in The Name of The Doctor to fill a slot twice that long.  Which is rather the point.  We didn't get the time it deserved.  There was some excellent stuff on display.  

There was also some stuff we've seen before.  A Universe without The Doctor?  Yeah.  We saw that in Turn Left.  Besides, Moffat didn't think this through.

If we didn't have the Pertwee Doctor, it's quite possible that Clara wouldn't exist.  We definitely lose her because of a lack of 10th Doctor, and quite likely because of a lack of 9th Doctor too.  No Clara means no one to save The Doctor when the Great Intelligence enters his time stream.  Oh, but wind that back - with no Clara to point the 1st Doctor in the direction of the correct TARDIS, he gets one that works.  He goes where he wants, is never forced to kidnap Ian and Barbara, is never forced to think of others before himself, never becomes the hero that the 2nd Doctor became and therefore never fights the Great Intelligence.  Paradox.  Or fanwank.

Anyway, that fannish discussion is largely pointless.  Let's have another look at Turn Left.

Donna is someone we've had a chance to get to know, but we're shown what she would have been like if she'd never met The Doctor.  By the end of the story, Donna recognises that she's got a choice - she can save The Doctor, but at the cost of her own life.  She's terrified, she doesn't really want to, but she's seen what happened without him.  Donna jumps in front of a car and dies to save a man she's never met because she chooses to, because the alternative he provides is so much better than the world she lives in.  It's an example of The Doctor's influence - that the actions of one ordinary person can save a world - but it's underscored with tragedy.  This Donna is as real as the one we already know, and she doesn't go easily.

Clara was born to save The Doctor.  She doesn't decide to, she has to.  She knows this because of destiny, fate, predestination paradox or some other bollocks.  Clara The Plot Device steps into potential oblivion without a murmur because the story says she must.  She doesn't have a choice.  That cuts the legs out from under her decision, robs it of real impact and makes Clara a puppet.  If Moffat was saying something about time making puppets of us all, or about the illusion of free will, then OK.  But that's not what The Doctor has been about all these years.  If anything, he's more about making the difficult decision and the hard choice.  He's avoided the convenient way out, failed to turn away or pass by on the other side.  

The one bright point in the story was the presence of John Hurt, the Doctor who did what he did for peace and sanity.  

And this is where my blood starts to actually boil.

I feel like John Hurt was brought in to replace Eccelston.  I would actually have preferred to see McGann standing there, if I'm brutally honest.  As ideas go, there being another Doctor who fought the Time War and condemned the Daleks and the Time Lords who the other incarnations have disowned is interesting.

And it would be awesome if we hadn't dealt with this in the finale of Christopher Eccelston's season.  It would be awesome if the 10th Doctor hadn't found a way to cope with his guilt, as he points out when he leaves the cloneDoctor in an alternate universe with Rose, and become a very different man.  As it stands, it's irritating and the audience has already gone through some of this.  

Why is the 11th Doctor going to be bogged down in his own survivor guilt and self recrimination for actions he was basically forced to take?  What is it now?

With a bit of luck, we get to find out in November.  For all the criticisms above, I will be watching.  



What?  You think I'd miss it?  You're kidding.  If I look after myself better, I'm in with a shot of being around when this show turns 100.  I think it's in with a shot of making it there too.

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The 11th Doctor - Billy No Mates?

It's not an idea I'd had myself, but I was chatting about the 11th Doctor's lack of social graces the other night.  As you do, when your girlfriend reads interesting and geeky things for fun.

It occurred to me that, in comparison to other Doctors, 11 doesn't have any friends.

Of course, it's Moffat's fault.  Everything is.  That triple-dip recession?  That was him.

If you look at the post 2005 Doctors, you can see that 9 was more than capable of making friends and being sociable when he chose to.  In fact he's quite the party animal, as Doctors go.  He was perfectly at home amongst other people and for a while he had quite a collection of people travelling in or knocking around the Tardis.

10, by comparison, couldn't be alone if he tried.  And oh, he tried.  But it was all a pose, because 10's exuberance wouldn't let him be moody and broody for more than a few minutes at a time.  We only have to look at Journey's End to see the vast menagerie that he'd managed to attract.

But 11 is much better at being a loner.  It's almost his default setting.

His decision  to travel with Amy was, at first, all about the puzzle of Amy Pond.  He was fascinated by the impossibleness of her, so whatever it took to solve that riddle was what the Doctor was going to do.  We skip quietly past the fact that Amy doesn't have any family and straight into the Doctor realising that she's not just an interesting puzzle when she throws herself at him.  At that point, the Doctor remembers Rory and scoots off to scoop him up.  Does this mean Rory is a mate?  No.  He's Amyproofing.

11 treats people like interesting toys.  River Song, a woman he's ostensibly married to and someone he allegedly cares for deeply, is put back in a box when the Doctor is done with her.  Craig, who has the sort of emotional power that explodes cybermen and who fights off a rogue timeship, isn't a mate.  The Doctor doesn't understand a single thing about him and although he sits back and fixes Craig's relationship, he's really no closer to Craig than he was when they met.  

He's doing the same things with Clara - they meet on Wednesdays, allegedly so Clara can look after a couple of kids.  It's interesting that the Doctor refers to her as another impossible girl.  He likes impossible.  But he doesn't like people.  He even seems to be glad to see the back of Madame Vastra, Jenny and Strax.  

It looks like the 11th Doctor is reverting back to an old personality.  A very old one.  His first, in fact.  Although the performance is pure Matt Smith, there are sides to this Doctor that are quite similar to the selfish old man who we met in the infamous 1963 junk yard.  

I'm not convinced this is a good thing.

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In Praise of the Paternoster Gang

Vastra, Jenny and Strax probably deserve their own stories.  I think some really short seasons, six stories at about 45 minutes each, would be perfect.  Pitch it at three seasons and go from the beginning to the end of their particular stories, it could be fantastic.

While Vastra and Jenny have a lot going for them, they're a tiny bit box-ticky cliche and it would be really interesting to see what other writers could do with a Great Detective and her Battle Butler.  It would be particularly fun to watch their romance develop.

My particular hero at the moment is Strax.  For all sorts of reasons, Strax is currently my favourite character on TV.  Here are the main ones:

He's Not Human!
Not even a little bit.  Strax doesn't want to be human, doesn't admire humans, isn't being forced to admit that humans have any redeeming qualities or features, isn't observing the human condition from the outside and doesn't care that these things are not taking place.  He's a Sontaran.  He's perfectly happy being a Sontaran.  This comes over in the lines he's given, because Strax is intent on applying the perfectly normal standards of his race to the world he's forced to be a part of.  The result is that he's a one Sontaran fish out of water comedy, even though the character himself (cloneself?) doesn't give time to the notion that he might be out of place.

This, for me, is so refreshing.  Science fiction shows made by Americans seem to need to explain and humanise their aliens, but Strax shows that aliens can be entirely foreign without being completely inexplicable.  I wish more aliens were written this way, because they should be largely incomprehensible.

He's Kid Friendly!
In the Q&A session he did, which is up on YouTube, Strax handles himself exceptionally well without once breaking character or talking down to the audience.  This is a little bit of fried awesome on the part of the actor.  However, Strax has a very uncluttered view of the world and this means that the kids in the audience know what to expect of him.  Yes, OK, given the opportunity to size a problem up Strax will want to shoot it to bits and then throw grenades at it.  This is good news for people who like to have a bit of reliability in their lives.  Strax even has heroic qualities to him - in his own terms, he's completely reliable and although he might enjoy the combat and the shooting and the, yes, killing, it's entirely possible that a kid might find that comforting.  After all, Strax is on our side.

And he's also a bit of a kid himself.  After all, he's nearly 12.

He's Played Straight
Strax is funny because he doesn't behave the way people should behave.  We don't suggest acid filled trenches as a solution to anything (although I might start).  We don't honestly think a frontal assault is a good idea (although it would have solved a lot of problems in his recent outing).  And he's not mugging at the camera and playing things for laughs.  Stick to that principle and you have the modern equivalent of Jimmy from the Reggie Perrin series.

I Know Him
Well, sort of.  I don't know any Sontarans, and I don't know the actor.  But I'm a tabletop RPGer and I've played games with people who play just like Strax.  Heck, I've been Strax on a couple of occasions because there is nothing more fun, from time to time, in trying to solve all of your complex and multilayered problems with as many hideous weapons as you can fit in a gym bag.  As a wise man once said: "Subtlety be damned, I'm for the direct approach!".

It is incredibly relaxing to abandon your morals, principles, the rule of law and the human condition and just blow shit up.  As long as you're doing it through the medium of a roleplaying game, and not actually killing people.  Killing people is wrong.

And this is sort of worrying for Doctor Who.  The character I recognise as being most like someone I know is a Sontaran.  Oh well.  Can't have everything*.










*They confiscated my cerebrotropic mines and all of my slicepistols, for example.

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